September 2010
1 post
Nyahahahaha~
School is back in session so I get more computer time again. Yayyyy.
May 2010
6 posts
Tee hee
I’m a TERRIBLE person <3
“Life is fair. I haven’t been punished for my actions anymore than those who abandoned me have.”
-Mo
Hairs
I like my hair. It never does what I want it to and it continually manages to resist my attempts to stay down. It even changed from being straight, which I prefer, to wavy, which is as impossible as hair gets. I’ll probably be a lot happier when my baldness kicks in.
“The worst way to die? Alone and terrified. Nothing is so perverse to human nature as isolation, nothing...
-_-
My brother just tried to kill me. My mom called the cops and began hyperventilating. And tomorrow is the AP English test. Oh joy.
I forgot what this was for...
I was supposed to post about something here, had to do chores for a half hour, came back and saw this empty “Add a Text Post” looking at me.
Hmmm. Wonder what should fill it up. How about this? Martin assignments + physics projects = great deal of stress for unmotivated students.
Oh, I remember what I wanted to say now:
Admit that life is unfair and you’ve just made it very...
Schools.
I’m soooo checked out right now. It’s so hard to focus when only two of your classes are still giving out assignments.
“Everybody starts somewhere. I just…haven’t had a chance yet.”
-Art
100% Organic *
*Not really.
So apparently senior centers give out free food to people who are 65+.
However, this food is expired, or at least at the center in Santa Clara where my grandma lives. So when you’re retired, check the expiration label if we still have those around ;D
“The smarter an animal is the more likely it is to give up on life. Whereas a less intelligent one would fight to the...
Calories?
I know I’m not fat but I still like losing weight and watching my calories down to the exact number. Hmmm. I just recently decided that a lifetime of debt will be worth going to UCSD instead of a local state college. Not sure how get that across to my mom. Even though I’ve wanted to be a doctor since pre-school she still thinks I want to graduate with an associate degree </3
...
Tuddles
Gosh, I love being me. Sometimes I imagine what it would be like to be a normal people. But every time, inevitably, I get to the part where I meet somebody like me and become horribly jealous. I feel the best part about me being conceited is not having a conscience to hold me back <3
“So somebody died. People have always died and will continue to for as long as they exist. If you...
April 2010
18 posts
Meep
Mr. Edwards called my house yesterday and asked my mom to opt out of the STAR Biology test for my brother because it would hurt the school’s API score. LOL
“It’s either you or me. And it’s certainly not going to be me.”
~From a life or death situation~
Perfect Day! Yay!
So although my mom has stopped yelling at me, she hasn’t stopped being rude. Now if I don’t find the exact directions to the proper placement testing room at Ohlone, I won’t be going to college because I won’t get the exact classes I need and if I don’t get those my parents won’t pay for college like they promised me all four years of high school they would...
I'm blessed
Apparently my parents had a conversation about how much they didn’t want me to miss the Ohlone placement test today. I didn’t know this so I unintentionally just ruined both their days. Sighhhhhh. I give it three hours before they’re done yelling and cussing at me for not knowing the clock was exactly an hour behind.
“I don’t bite…much”
-Dildusaurus
Yee hawwww
So I missed the Ohlone placement test because the clock in Edwards’s room was an hour behind. Now I have to argue for hours on end with my mom to take me to the next placement just so I can go to college. Yep.
Too bad I always get what I want <3
Oh and the quotes I’ll be including in every post from now on so people can conclusively say “Cyrus is...
Happy Sex Week~
“Wait, so all my holes aren’t for penetration? …. Well I didn’t invite ten guys over for nothing. Let’s try them all <3”
-Life and Times, But Mostly Times, of Dilderalla, Dildusaurus, and Dildermaid
Wowweee.
Did chores the entire day. Just opened my backpack now. I hate my mom.
You know you're Mexican when...
A family friend is 29 years old, and has a 15 year old daughter who just gave birth to your first grandchild.
Ughhhhh
I haven’t been maliciously sadistic at all since ninth grade. Being so nice to everybody is getting boring. I need DRAMMAAA. Hurry up and start doing interesting things High School.
Libido
I named the origami squirrel Laura made me Libido, just because that is SUCH a cool name. It’s not my fault somebody created humans who created a language which had defintions which chose to make phonetically pleasing words like “Libido” mean sex drive.
Gosh.
Hi Brian Le
So apparently I’m supposed to talk about morals a bit for my own entertainment and Brian’s. Let’s seeee now, where shall I begin.
Morals can be individualistic or societal. Individual morals tend to differ from a society’s because naturally they will value different things. And what exactly is a moral? An unwritten code of conduct people follow or at least attempt to....
Cyrus was here
So I just had the most brilliant way to explain every single religion that has ever existed, exists, or may exist. It is also hilarious in my opinion.
Anyways, I’m feeling argumentative so although I won’t stop being an atheist, who thinks they can:
Convince me that a religion is worth joining?
OR
Convince me that it’s worth getting married and or...
I love being me. There’s nothing like it <3
March 2010
23 posts
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OMIGOD SAVE ME.
I have family from Mexico visiting for 3 weeks. They speak no English, and my parents have made me responsible for teaching them. EXCUSSSE MEEE I have SCHOOL. This is going to be very troublesome.
Overseas family
I have some family coming over tonight. At 2 A.M actually, so technically it’s the morning. They’re visiting during the school year because it’s cheaper. They’re also visiting at a time when
my dad isn’t available from 1 P.M. to 11 P.M.
My mom, brother, and I aren’t home from 7:00 until 3:00.
Somehow, I don’t think this is going to turn out very...
Chocolate covered
How unfair for inherently imperfect beings to have illusions of grandeur? If there’s a creator I’m going to have a very long talk with him/her/it/me. In layman’s terms, I wonder why its possible for people to visualize and imagine things that can’t exist? There’s no point for us to have evolved that nor for it to have been given to us if a religious standpoint is...
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Siamak, get the fuck off Cyrus' formspring!
Problem eliminated. Proceed with protocol questions now?
Ask me anything
Moo!
I wonder if I’m bipolar. I seem to be having wide fluctuations between being happy and being not sad but unhappy. This is currently a happy spree~ And the Big Bang Theory is the most Cyrus-suitable show I’ve ever seen.
Cowabunga
Since you can’t alter the rate at which time moves the next best thing is to alter your own perception of time right? At least that’s what I’ve been trying to do for the past few days. So far there are only two different ways I’ve managed to do this, but it’s quite fun.
The world goes by sooo slowly -_-
I need something incredibly great and drastic to happen and...
;D
I’m perfectly happy today because I’m in what I call “world mode” I have a TON of different moods and swing back and forth between them unpredictably, and as of this year I’ve begun categorizing them as modes. This one means I’m reminiscing about things that feel like they happened but never existed or didn’t happen, I’m feeling particularly...
MOo
Typical conversation between me and my mom.
mom: Did Dad call?
Me: No
mom: Did Dad call? Did Dad call?
Me: No
mom: Did Dad call????
Me: NO
mom: Did Dad call? Did Dad call? Did Dad call? Did Dad Call?
Me: NO MOM.
Mom: GIVE ME ATTITUDE ONE MORE TIME AND I’LL KICK YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU UNGRATEFUL MINOR!!!
How many times do your parents have to ask you something before it begins to...
Road to Whatevs: You all know those people →
The ones that everybody tries to avoid because they’re seen as weird, annoying, or just generally looked down upon?
You really should go talk to them. Befriend them. Give them a chance, at least. Most of the time they are perfectly nice and fun people and you will end up forgetting why everyone…
I’m totally one of those friendster peoples! I love picking out these...
Final Fantasy XIII (is better than God of War 3)
I just bought Final Fantasy 13 which is so far very player friendly and has gone through immense effort to make the game easy for the player to understand. I only bought the game for a few super Cyrus-like reasons
1) Final Fantasy games operate on the scale of my dreams, a similarity that if found in anything usually causes me to fall in love with it. (Like Avatar and the Tales games)
2) I have...
Meow~
I decided that I don’t need to subscribe to a newspaper because I have Yahoo news and Tumblr combined, which are both designed to capture you attention and are therefore very interesting in covering pieces of news that won’t actually affect you in any way.
While doing my Economics project, I stumbled across the “Adult” services section on Craigslist. I’m very...
Argghh.
My mom says I can’t drive myself around even if I pay for gas and insurance. She says I have to take the bus so I can suffer like she did when she was a kid thirty five years ago. So I still have no incentive for getting a job, since it I will have to leave an hour early to get there and spend an hour on the bus getting home. And since she keeps my bedtime at 9 and manually turns off all...
Kalakariakininny, que?
I have so much fun with phonetics :D
I’m currently bored because I’ve done all my homework for the next week or so and want to find something invigoratingly funny so I can start spamming stati all over Facebook.
Plus I need to plan something for my 18th birthday even though it is months away. This is the one time I’ll make an effort to meet expectations other than the ones I...
Road to Whatevs: How mature. →
I had one load of unfinished laundry in my closet (which I’m pretty sure is the primary use of closets, keeping clothes and all) and my mom saw it while I was out of the house. I come home, and all of my possessions that were once in my closet are now strewn about my room from what looks like an…
I have even more insane stuff happen to me everyday D:. And I am the parent in my family...
Beginning Again: Wicked →
I saw Teal Wicks as Elphaba in her last show ever! Unfortunately, something was wrong with her voice and she missed almost half of her notes. It was quite unfortunate. She was replaced by Vicki Noon after intermission, who was absolutely fantastic. Even though whatever was ailing Wicks kind of…
OMG I LOVE WICKED. You don’t even know how fond I am of it. It’s just so...
February 2010
42 posts
For Cyrus
swoopingbird:
He knows all too well that Physics is the bane of my existence.
Test tomorrow. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—
I’m thirsty. I desire a milkshake…from In N’ Out.
Bwhahahaha :D
